Wii: Have you noticed how Terry's posture is lately?
(Options: Better, Worse, The Same)
Me: The Same.
Wii: Oh, change is so much more exicting, don't you think? Maybe you just haven't been paying enough attention to Terry. On a side note, how important do you think eye contact is in establishing a relationship?
WTF?! Wii, you're getting a little creepy. How do you know Terry even lives here?! He's been on once, and you're all up in _my_ face cos he hasn't been back. He could have been a friendly technician who helped me set it up, for all you know! And what gives you the right to judge the amount of attention I pay to him, or whether I make eye contact?! Psh!
Lucky for you, you're fun and I'm amused by your brazenness.
The wii is so funny in what it says about other people! It even reminds you when it's their birthday. Tee hee.
ReplyDelete... also just to explain my comment name - i only really use blogger for school :)